Tuesday, February 15, 2005

LS Reg # 003

Series of 2005
(Martial Love Proclamation)

WHEREAS, Love and its arrow invaded my emotional territory;

WHEREAS, it has penetrated the deepest chamber of my heart;

WHEREAS, as a consequence thereof, my heart has been in the state of chaos, turmoil and imminent danger;

WHEREAS, the only plain, speedy and adequate remedy available in order to save the Republic of my heart is for me to immediately express my love, thoughts and sentiments, both orally and in writing, and without mental reservation or purpose of evasion;

WHEREAS, the Constitution of the Philippines and the statutory laws guarantee that every person, regardless of age, sex or creed, shall be entitled to the right of pursuit of happiness, and happiness of pursuit;

WHEREAS, these are God-given rights and although I am under the custody of Love, I shall not be unjustly deprived of my Constitutional Right to LIFE, LIBERTY and LOVE, without due process of law.

NOW, THEREFORE, I (State your name), your humble lover and admirer, for and in consideration of the foregoing premises, and by virtue of the strange powers of Love, do hereby voluntarily, intelligently and knowingly PLEAD GUILTY…GUILTY OF LOVING YOU!!!

In furtherance thereof or in connection therewith, I would like to be bound with you reclusion perpetua, or better still, cadena perpetua.

And for as long as the present state of emotional emergency continues to exist, and not withstanding any court order to the contrary, I shall never cease and desist from filing a Petition for Writ of Mandamus in order to compel you to listen to the oral arguments of my heart.

In no case shall this Proclamation be revoked and therefore, this love I have for you shall remain valid, legitimate and binding TILL DEATH DO US PART.

All other proclamations which are inconsistent with the provisions of this proclamation shall be deemed null and void ab initio.

This Martial Love Proclamation shall take effect immediately upon your receipt hereof.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my lips and cause my sweet and warm kiss be affixed.

Done in the City of Baguio, Republic of the Philippines, this 14th day of February, year 2005.




Copyright 2005 by Atty. Just Morales


This Proclamation is fully protected by copyright and no part of it except, for review purposes, may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical including photocopying, without written consent of the author.

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